twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

matdnews:

Marina is collaborating with Heal’s for a furniture exhibition this September!

“Launching in the windows of our Tottenham Court Road store on the 11th September, the Spaces exhibition is a celebration of pioneering women and the spaces in which they create.

Working in collaboration with the stars to curate their space, the windows will give us an insight into their lives, from Marina’s dressing room to Melissa’s kitchen and Jessie’s writing studio. Explore our blog for exclusive content from each of the five creative women and keep an eye on our events page to see how you can get involved.”

neutralbacteria:

queervashti:

shinymegacrobat:

gif87a-com:

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

sophieasaurus-hipster:

one-time-i-dreamt:

My old friend got pregnant, and her family is so fundamentally religious that they accepted her story that it was a virgin pregnancy rather than let themselves believe she had //whispers// relations.

When I heard she was pregnant, I flew to Mexico to help with the  preparations. I told her I knew the truth, and she started crying and told me she had no idea who the father was, because she didn’t remember.

Anyway, at one point I went to the theatre to see Suicide Squad and Jared Leto was there in full Joker costume creeping people out by sitting behind them and blowing on their necks whenever he came on screen.

When he did it to me, I turned around and just said “Leah’s pregnant.” and he turned white. I mean, you could see him go pale from underneath his makeup. He looked stricken. Then he just said, “thanks.” in a quiet voice, and got up and left.

I went back home without seeing Leah again, but she called me right before i woke up, crying, saying her family had disowned her because she was having the baby of an actor.

Fuck I forgot to read the url and I thought this was someone’s actual life event or some shit

:

You Will.

huspus:

its like I can still hear his voice…

spocksplum:

deepfriedfuckpotato:

quousque:

advanced-procrastination:

captainkirk94:

goldenpoc:

exomoon:

rexpinn:

emiria:

theradicalace:

tossingtelevisions:

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

takeanotherpieceofmyhartwin:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle | Official Trailer

Originally posted by evilbjork